The guy is so fat, he leaves footprints in concrete! ... Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued." ... One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.

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Thin actors are only too willing to don fat suits to get cheap laughs. The movies Shallow Hal and The Nutty Professor, while not entirely anti-fat, largely consisted of two-hour-long fat jokes.

There is apparently a point behind Dougherty’s fat jokes, though it’s a pretty ridiculous one. ... Journalists should defend the innocent, not make fat jokes about them.

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Fox tackles the Fat Princess absurdity in typical fashion, with plenty of "wacky" banter and retarded fat jokes.

Sure, getting knocked around for being politically active is rough, but you know what really hurts? The fat jokes:

"She looks cute," Huffman said of a fat-suited Longoria Parker. "But she's always like, 'Feel my ass! Feel my ass!’ All the jokes [on set] are Eva and her fat suit.";