Susie Lee fell in love ; She planned to marry Joe. She was so happy 'bout it all, She told her Pappy so. Pappy told her, "Susie Gal, You'll have to find another.

Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. ... ; Send this bee-yuuu-tiful poem to your friends, too!

Collards are green, my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. ... Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flappin in the breeze. Softer than Blue's ... You move like the bass,

SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE; SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE. SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL; SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO. PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. ... More Boortz: REDNECK LOVE POEM

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Roses is red an' my neck's red too an' you make my lips pucker like a big plug o' chew. If you was my shed I'd be proud to have made ya an' if you was my gun, ... Poem and Art by Nate Owens

 A REDNECK LOVE POEM;; SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE, SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE. SHE WAS SO HAPPY ‘BOUT IT ALL, SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.

But not the spark of love; But now that you are here with me; My heart is overjoyed; You've turned the square of ... So now I'll end my poem here; Control, Alt, and Delete. ... A Redneck Christmas Carol

"12 Days of Christmas" - Redneck version - Jeff Foxworthy ... Love Poem Pocket Cards ... Love Poem Generator

Love Poem Pocket Cards ... Love Poem Generator ... "12 Days of Christmas" - Redneck version - Jeff Foxworthy