While not really "witty" in that they were passed around and reused ad nauseum, these little quips seemed ... What's New; Witty Comebacks; Poems; Pranks; Sight Gags; Songs; Pattycake Songs; Links

A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it ... if you can't ignore it, ... Coolidge was known for his terse speech and reticence.  A woman bet her friend that she could get Coolidge to speak to her,

-[ Funny Insults - Put downs - Comebacks - Funny Phrases - Sayings - Witty Quotes - Weakest Link - Triumph - Yo Mama ]-

A book celebrating clever comebacks, witty retorts, and other forms of repartee. ... Viva la Repartee: Clever Comebacks & Witty Retorts from; History's Great Wits & Wordsmiths;

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"A glittering display of comebacks and put-downs from the funniest people on earth." (-- Robert Byrne, compiler of The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said );

Viva La Repartee: Clever Comebacks and Witty Retorts from History's Great Wits and Wordsmiths [Secure Mobipocket/eReader (recommended)] eBook by Mardy Grothe...

Pick up lines and witty comebacks, for example: May I see you pretty soon? Don't you think I'm pretty now? ... May I see you pretty soon? ... I know how to please a woman.

Of course, it's necessary to make a distinction between a witty remark and a true question. If the person really wants to know about my clothes, I explain.

For the work-stressed of the world who are challenged daily to produce biting retorts but sometimes can come up with no more than an "oh yeah!?" ... How about never? ... It sounds like English,