A collection of sayings, mainly one line ones, collected over the years. ... This day, which thou fearest as thy last, is the birthday of eternity (Seneca BC 3 - AD65)

Enjoy these hilarious jokes and funny one-liners themed to birthday and birthday celebrations and send them to your loved ones on their birthdays. ... Birthday Jokes and one-liners

So often you read a catchy short sentence. Hey that's a good one, I'll keep it in mind you decide. ... I'm sure you know many more one-liners matching these pages, so please send them to me.

A life ? Cool! Where can I download one of those ? ... Makes you wonder where she got that dollar she gave you for your birthday.

One Liners Knowledge Base ... It's my birthday today - a big one, but I won't tell you how big! Would love to hear some jokes about getting old, if you have any.

One-Liners about Lawyers: ... You bought your wife a new CD-ROM for her birthday; You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie; You can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting;

"What did one ghost say to another?" ... There's one thing good about being poor - its inexpensive. ... Are you coming for my 18th birthday party?

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This page has an extra 124 funny quotes and funny one liners that I believe do not really classify as a car sticker. ... Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday". If a man is talking in the

I was just reading my quotes archive and found some funny one liners. I think those one liners worth a post so here they are. ... I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday,