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"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." ; Ernest Hemmingway. ... : Home : Funny Quotes : Lifestyle Quotes : Drinking Quotes
Priceless Pictures funny sayings and funny jokes plus funny sayings jokes and funny pictures. ... FUNNY SAYINGS AND JOKES FROM THE LAUGHLINE
Irish Pub Joke Funny Stories Funny Jokes Funny Sayings Good Jokes Jokes Funny Stories Punchlines Humor Stories Humour ... "Nothing much", replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. We are governed, ... In almost every act of our daily lives,
I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson Funny Short Sayings by, Yogi Berra; "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.";
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. ... A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
I think she found it on the stairs, which is where I left it after coming home drunk earlier.” ... Funny Sayings and Quotes
That's because you were too drunk to find the house. See also Alcohol. ... Top Contributors of Funny Sayings
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I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. More funny Bette Midler quotes; ... Funny Quotes & Funny Sayings
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