E is for emergency (Definition: an emergency is when you're all out of alcohol). ... V is for vodka - the mother of all alcohol and the best way to make Jello.

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Since they were allowed drink but no food, they developed a nourishing, high-alcohol beer. ... No poems can live long or please that are written by water-drinkers. -- Horace 65-8 BC

Through a daily outpouring of original poems, ... Marcos Johnson: You know, it’s funny: when they mention the editing process, it’s almost like I feel that I should stop writing so that we can all

out from his manly pap, ... And the baby is left, ... Having delivered the mail, Harry tries to conceal his letter, but Cousin Ragtime Roast Beefy thinks that Harry has a possible cookie or wafer and takes

Now that we are all out celebrating the new year and imbibing that sweet substance known to man as alcohol, I thought reminding everyone of a few translations might now ... FUNNY WEDDING CAKE TOPPERS

A collection of quotes and Sayings on Alcohol ... Here are some funny Alcohol quotes that alcoholics and teetotalers would love alike. ... Graduation Poems