On November 23, 2006 at 5:40 am that.dork.jordan » Blog Archive » Funny Analogies Said:

I don't remember where I got this list from, but here's a list of funny analogies and metaphors written by high school students. We should hire these students ... Her face was a perfect oval,

; 25 funniest analogies - Collected by high school English teachers ... What do you think? ; 1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster.

Actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays: ... 1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

They are from one of the Washington Post's Style Invitational Contests (page F2 on Sunday Style section) when they requested humorous analogies. ... Funny Answering Machine Messages

; 1. Act like yesterdays lunch: ... 34. Make like a hat and go on ahead. 35. Make like a hippy and blow this place. 36. Make like a hockey player and get the ... 38. Make like a jet and zoom.

Analogies Worksheet ... Complete each analogy by writing the best word in the blank.

It's all over the evening news. They're out there. Thousands of them swarming, gnashing, clawing...and they're pounding at your front door. ...  I used to think that Indiana Jones was a nigh noble figure,

Funny Analogies:Washington Post’s Bad Analogy Contest Winners ... Page Topic: Funny Analogies from the Washington Post

Zatz Not Funny! ... Analogies can be dangerous… or in this case, potentially stifling, draconian, or worst case, ill informed and subject to greater tax burden for consumers.