Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes-if that ain't damn funny; Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

Funny Poems and Rhymes a few funny poems, funny songs & funny rhymes ... A collection of demented nursery rhymes that you would have loved to learn in kindergarten (but wouldn't want your kids to:-).

My verses also do not all pretend to be humorous as I have used my versions of Nursery Rhymes I heard as a child, ( and that was many many years ago), and current news items and present day events...

Nursery Rhymes (and more) ... Some of the rhymes have funny versions attached but these are still suitable for children.

Mother Goose Day is May 1 but don't wait till then to teach nursery rhymes! ... On a separate piece of paper draw two or three versions of Humpty (remember -he's just an egg and easy to draw).

Home » Musicouching » 10 Popular Nursery Rhymes That are Incredibly Depressing, Terrifyingly Violent and ... When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cos he’s funny that way.

Stories, Folktales, Folklore, Fairy Tales, Legends, Myths, History, Nursery Rhymes, Fantasy & Facts; The Story Lovers World home page is at: http://www.story-lovers.com; ... These exciting and funny tales,

Although nursery rhymes are considered an integral part of childhood, the medical events experienced by their characters have never ... There are 2 versions. ... You have a funny bone for a reason...

Occasionally, historical origins to nursery rhymes can be traced: ... There are many versions of these rhymes and different cultures have changed their words to fit into their own culture.

Comments on article "Twisted Nursery Rhymes" ... I effing love these rhymes! Much much much much better than the originals! ... that was funny