You: And your quite good looking...for a Gorilla, that is... Do you notice how I've kept my youthful complexion? Yeah, so I see...all spotty; Man: Your place or mine? ... Email these Comebacks to a friend

You're about as good lookin as a cross between the Elephant Man and a Pitbull Terrier.. You! Off my planet! See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil. Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings?

And ask them why they have such low self esteem that they have to put other people down to feel good. Usually stops them cold, and embarrasses them because it has been turned around on them.

And ask them why they have such low self esteem that they have to put other people down to feel good. Usually stops them cold, and embarrasses them because it has been turned around on them.

Is never good for you? I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public; I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.  ~Mark Twain; Some cause happiness wherever they go;

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