You: And your quite good looking...for a Gorilla, that is... Do you notice how I've kept my youthful complexion? Yeah, so I see...all spotty; Man: Your place or mine? ... Email these Comebacks to a friend

You're about as good lookin as a cross between the Elephant Man and a Pitbull Terrier.. You! Off my planet! See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil. Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings?

Is never good for you? I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public; I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

(a good one for someone looking at you nursing with a disgusted look on their face); Yep! The equipment is still in operation. Yep! ... Also, check out my first list of comebacks. Click here;

1. IF YOU KICKED HIM IN HIS HEART, YOU’D BREAK YOUR TOE. ... 13. THE ONLY WAY HE CAN HEAR ANY GOOD ABOUT HIMSELF ; IS TO TALK TO HIMSELF.

No, my powers can only be used for good. ... If this isn't enough for you, then see Snappy Comebacks, Expressions For a Woman's High Stress Days and the useful Friendship Poem

Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.  ~Mark Twain; Some cause happiness wherever they go;

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Remember the good old days, when you really ... When we were teenagers in NJ, we had a saying that never fails to make my kids hoot..."Go Scratch!" It means...go scratch your a$$ or go to h.

They're well-behaved, relatively lovable teenagers now and have excellent relationships with their father and me, neither of whom have ever believed in spanking. ... Same goes with good stuff, if I say