YOUR MAMMA IS SO SMELLY. ... YOUR MAMMA'S SO FAT. ... THESE DISSES ARE SO GOOD THAT THERE IS A 100 PERCENT GUANTEE THAT NO ONE WILL EVER MESS WITH YOU AGAIN. AND IF THEY DO YOU'LL SHOW'IM WHO'S BOSS!!

Hey, I may be fat, ... You: And your quite good looking...for a Gorilla, that is... Do you notice how I've kept my youthful complexion? Yeah, so I see...all spotty Man: Your place or mine?

I never forget a face, ... You're about as good lookin as a cross between the Elephant Man and a Pitbull Terrier.. You! Off my planet! See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil. Just out of curiosity, ...

any kind of yo mamma! any kind of jokes! any kind of come backs! and any kind of Disses! thanks =0 ... i dunno if dis is good or not cuz i suck at dissing ( thats y im looking it uppppppp........) ...

She disses backward-thinking fundamentalists everywhere. ... It's good to see the backlash from within the Arab and Muslim (not the same) communities picking up steam. For more like this, ...

Newt Gingrich disses free speech in 'Live Free or Die' New Hampshire. Keith responds with a special comment. ... "Good luck" indeed. ... "we're so fucked up that common sense seems like a good idea"

New York Post Online Edition: Gossip. The Post delivers Page Six and the Best Sports in Town. ... TOM'S CAMP DISSES BRIDGET ... Some say that Moynahan, three months expectant with her first child, ...

<b>Rush & Molloy:</b> Francis Ford Coppola disses Robert De Niro, Jack Nicholson and Al Pacino in a surprising critique of three of America's greatest actors.

Hilary Disses Nicole Thursday December 21, 2006 ... Good Charlotte rocker Joel Madden, 27, has been hooking up with The Simple Life's Nicole Richie, 25, for the last month, ...