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A story by dersh@MIT.EDU (Adam Dershowitz) ... I didn't get decapitated, the house is still on its foundation, I got a GREAT story for the grandkids and the cleanup is gonna be a cinch.

Hazards of Bat Guano was published in The Written Word. ... Jon returned to the couch, and watched, expecting him to set up his air mattress between the couch and the small kitchen ... Jon jumped out,

P G Wodehouse's humorous short story: William Tell Told Again - Read this text online ... The Swiss, against their Austrian foes, Had ne'er a soul to lead 'em, Till Tell, ... Once upon a time,

Funny things happen as the this couple leaves the house to have a nice night out. ... by Sally Jennings ... There are all kinds of "outs" in this, some are part of phrasal verbs, some are prepositions,

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This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Darwin Award Contest.

Daris Howard has also now gained recognition in short story writing. He writes a weekly news colum called Life's Outtakes that consists of humorous and/or inspirational short stories.

This is his life story, from his upbringing in Liverpool during World War I, to his days spent in both his practice and on ... It's Muck You Want!: The Humorous Story of a Double Life (Paperback)