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Although with supporters like Arianna Huffington one hopes that his hopes will tank hard and fast, we don't need anyone that far separated from reality getting media coverage.

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I just got a ping on our internal discussion list about how to get at the Performance counters in PowerShell.  In V2, we've got some nifty cmdlets to help read performance counters.

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