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Twas the Night before Christmas, ... And I laughed cause that redneck was smarter than me. A wink of his eye, a fierce shake of his head, From his hair came a rat that ran under the bed.

'Twas the Night before Christmas, ... He was gap-toothed and dumb with an I.Q. of three And I laughed cause that redneck was smarter than me. A wink of his eye, a fierce shake of his head,

If you are wondering what is going on in this picture, I am stringing pork rinds together on fishing line for a redneck Christmas tree that will be in competition later this week.

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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the trailer ; Not a creature was stirrin' 'cept a redneck named Taylor.