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Funny insults and rude one-liners ... Our canonical list of bumper stickers has now more than a 2500 one liners. Many of these are rude one-liners or insults. And some of them are very funny insults

Funny One-Liners ; 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

P.S.I hv my resources... you may recognize them somewhere... ... U: Your hair is messed up. P: Your brain is messed up. U: At least I have one.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer; ... I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant; He's the first in his family born without a tail; Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after;

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married. ... One Word to Say 2 U

Air Force One -Life is not all beer and gardetos! ... (Submitted by Shawanda L. Gatson) -Excuse me for being rude, it was not me it was my food, it justed popped-up to say hello and went back down below.

Large collection of funny come backs, comebacks, put downs, insults and more funny 1-liners ... Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down. Man: Do you want to dance? Woman: NO; Man: Sorry,

One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too". What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? el-if-i-no ; Two peanuts walk into a bar.

One-liners For Balloon Creations ... If you are a clown, you can always whisper to the rude/obnoxious people and kids "Remember, I know what you look like... do you know what I look like without