So I checked my "stories i replyed to" and found the mcomment that Heather had left and some other rude ones as well, ... roses are red and violets are blue it is hot outside and I am sweating too;

The beginnings of 'roses are red, voilets are blue' by George E. Miller Officially, Feb. 14 is called St. Valentine's Day, ... The English poet Chaucer refers to this belief in one of his poems,

Roses are red; Violets are blue, When you forgive me, You'll get a Valentine IOU ... Roses are red; Blue is the sky; If you don't become my Valentine; I'll just eat till I die. ... Traditional Romantic Poems

Funny poems, parodies, haikus and funny rhymes; Jest for pun is full of such crimes ! ... Funny Poems and Rhymes a few funny poems, funny songs & funny rhymes

Humorous and serious rhyming verse, funny poems, poetry, limericks and valentines written by David Axton. ... A growing selection of well-known poems together with some that may be new to you.

move on from this place, enough black roses have been planted here, give an aching mother a chance to hear the music of peace, to sit without a hand on her heart;

Every rude jerk who never buys flowers any other day suddenly wants a dozen long-stemmed red roses delivered fifteen minutes ago. Not to mention that the red roses are total ... Gnomes Prefer Poems

Short Valentine's Day poems are popular. ... Roses are red; daisies are white; Valentine, you make every day a delight. Violets are blue; daffodils are yellow; Valentine, ... Love is not rude or angry;

All red and jolly but a very unholy man ; For the next 5 minutes he was a Sharon fan ; He salivered and drooled as she squeaked ; And watched her blouse and the twin peaks ; ... Your Splendid Poems

Roses are Red poems have been used since time immemorial as a token of romantic love. ... Rude Poems for Kids