Simon said a "little old lady" walked on stage. Hello, but isn't Cowell even a few years older than she is? How would he like being characterized as an old man.

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Ryan Seacrest told Simon Cowell, "And if you read the dictionary, you'd know what 'constructive' means." To which Cowell replied, "Ryan, with respect, I'm not the one trying ... - Grumpy Old Indian Man; -

Reacting as he usually does, Simon Cowell spoke to TV's Extra about Clay Aiken's People magazine cover, proclaiming publicly for the first time that he's a gay man.