1) One of the best feelings in the world is emptying your pockets in the evening, and knowing you can leave all the junk there until the next day. ... 4') Especially another smartass.

Large collection of funny and witty quotes and sayings, insults, putdowns and comebacks ... Witty Quotes and Put-downs ... There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. - Henry Kissinger;

Well, What do you think about the Jennifer Aniston GQ Cover? Pauline ... Thank you to all non-smartass replies. (And, if you’re gonna give a wiseass answer, please make it funny.); Robert

BTW, your question garnered 8 smartass replies, not one of them containing this answer. Come on, people, if you need to be wiseacres, at least answer the original question!

Congress is busy with some pretty weighty issues these days: ... They got an empty chair (see above). ... Senior Democrats have decided that holding a controversial vote on the contempt citations,

As for "smartass replies to e-mail enquiries", if you have a specific instance in mind, by all means contact us and we'll take a look at it.

As for "smartass replies to e-mail enquiries", if you have a specific instance in mind, by all means contact us and we'll take a look at it.

Smartass replies are pretty much what I expected. And I knew there would be some genius that thought the first post thing would be important.

While I don't have any interest in PTT myself, it is nice to see full explanations of what things mean, rather than just short answers or "use the search function" smartass replies.

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