6. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. 7. Bad cop, no donut. 8. You're not going to check the trunk are you? 9. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

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Things not to say to police officers: ... The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over.

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