Date: Thu, 3 Dec 1998 21:48:10 -0800 ... While it's nice to be a member of the most demographically commercial group in the nation, ... QUESTION #1: Name the Beatles - both the first and last name of each,

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. -- Coco Chanel

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Turning 50, eh? Been there. Done that. Have you gotten the AARP invitation yet? That's a treat. They do great work and I joined, but it's a real ... Forever Fifty and Other Negotiations; by Judith Viorst

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The majority of people who end up on this blog come by searching Google for turning 50 jokes. ... Paul Simon — Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.

Pulitzer prize-winning columnist and humorist Dave Barry gives us some good reasons for turning 50. ... instead of dwelling on the negative aspects of turning 50, such as that you get wrinkled

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