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1) One of the best feelings in the world is emptying your pockets in the evening, and knowing you ... 2) Those who have guinea pigs never have to throw out any vegetables. ... 3) If you wear a silly hat,

Last Words, death bed statements . . . ... Thomas Jefferson--still survives... ~~ John Adams, US President, d. July 4, 1826; (Actually, Jefferson had died ... insult men; insult women; witty quips

The mortal remains of Ethan Allen, fighter, writer, statesman, and philosopher, lie in this cemetery beneath the marble statue. His spirit is in Vermont now. ... insult men; insult women; witty quips

Catch humor highlights from the 2008 presidential campaign, including late-night TV appearances, witty quips, and other funny moments. ... By Daniel Kurtzman, About.co ... Palin Punk'd By Prank Call

Read funny quotes and witty quips poking fun at Bill Clinton's presidency. ... Witty Quips From the Clinton Years

From production values to witty quips, Matt Groening's long-awaited Simpsons follow up, Futurama, is scoring high with the students at The Savannah College of Art and Design. ... When done correctly,

A couple decades ago, Mattel had the misguided vision to release a talking Barbie doll, one of whose onion-skin-witty quips has apocryphally been forever captured as "Math is hard. ... OK, no harm,

Grace Jones' slap voted 'most shocking TV chat show moment of all time'; News Wire article from: The Hindustan Times ; ...three brothers stormed off Anderson's show, ... The art of stayin' alive;

For two months my brain was crammed with nothing but testosterone, ass whoopins, gun play, and witty quips.