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Quotation Search by keyword or author: ... Quotations by Author ... Will Rogers (1879 - 1935) ; US humorist & showman [more author details];

David Paterson was sworn in as New York's 55th governor Monday, capping a week of scandal with a speech that was part bipartisan call to arms, part disarming comedy act. ... To chants of "David!

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André Picard, science journalist for the Globe and Mail and Master of Ceremonies for CIHR's awards ceremony, delivers some witty opening remarks;

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Of course, it's necessary to make a distinction between a witty remark and a true question. If the person really wants to know about my clothes, I explain.

iTunes and HIM and the Used are my saviours.....i've listened to In Love and Death like 8 times so far today, ... I really want to do laundry but technology says I want to go to class dirty tomorrow.

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Want to make witty remarks this Christmas? Ogden Nash, Dave Barry, Charles Dickens, and many other authors share their Christmas humor with you on this page. ... The threat of Christmas hung in the air,