1. Yo mama so old she has Jesus' beeper number! ... 2. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! ... 4. Yo mama so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!

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; Yo momma's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac ... When We Were Kids Take a trip down memory lane at relive the good old days!

; Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot. ... When We Were Kids Take a trip down memory lane at relive the good old days!

This site is dedicated to all those people who really need a good laugh or just need to get a life!; ... Yo' Momma - Continued ... Yo' Momma - Continued #5 (BIG FAT issue!)

Why is that so hard to understand? If you and your husband have taken a vow ... Backstory: Hazel is my 19-month-old niece. ... Postcards From Yo Momma is the creation of Jessica Grose and Doree Shafrir.

Here's one of my favorite 'yo momma so ugly' jokes; Yo momma so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back.";

I'll bet physicians are really, really good at Yo Momma battles. "Yo Momma so nasty, her spit causes Cryptosporidiosis."; "Yo Momma so old, she has Multi-infarct Dementia.";

The fast-paced, no holds barred world of Yo Momma battling can strike anywhere and at any time. ... Yo momma so old, she used to baby-sit Mohammad. Yo momma so fat, she don't wear a veil,

Poetry, fiction, non-fiction, non-non-non-fiction, and other weirdness. ... Join The Yo Momma Battle; Get Your Personalized ... Recently I dug up this old compilation of things I did on the Late Late Show.